black mana, and team canada's polyester tarp
i am staring at a general discussion board on this forum and i can't remember if i actually ate anything today besides tap water and stale crackers.
i was just looking at my profile bio on another site and it still says i am a "sports-loving individual who enjoys life". it is actually making me nauseous. i don't love sports. i haven't enjoyed a single second of my life since i learned what an html permalink was. my entire existence is just an endless loop of a wordpress seo plugin mocking me. 46 points. it is always 46. "Focus Keyword not found...". back in june i spent what felt like an eternity manually coding 600 words of html for vegas golden knights and toronto maple leafs hoodies. pure fiction. we are just peddling overpriced plastic bags and calling it sportswear.
now the spreadsheet says ryan graves. team canada iihf. a defenseman.
who is on a forum on a tuesday night desperately searching for a canadian defenseman's world championship sweater?
i completely lack the willpower to write another fake pinterest caption about advanced moisture-wicking technology so if you want to pretend you play defense for team canada while sweating through heavy polyester just click this raw catalog dump and let the tracking cookies ruin your night instead of mine. you're basically buying a wearable plastic tarp anyway.
my brain is misfiring again. quel est le type de permanent arrival en jeu avec X marqueurs loyauté ? a planeswalker. yeah. if i had a planeswalker spark i'd ignite it right now and teleport straight out of this chair and into a wall. for black mana and just cast a board wipe on my own existence.
why can't i stop thinking about that danish riddle. bogstav (i alfabetet) efterfulgt af firetusinde ethundrede + bogstavet før nummer 7. i don't even speak the language. what game do we play? hint: s2. i'm just playing the game of 46 seo points over and over until my brain turns to dust. grýla had the right idea. i just want to be an icelandic troll in a freezing cave away from the internet.
i'm going to go lie down on the kitchen tiles.